Never End the Story

Never End the Story Episode 119: Kindergarten Cop

Shana Foldes — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we return to Arnie April! We review Kindergarten Cop, talk about a good bro partner, kids that are little freaks, and a Twin Peaks town.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 119

Shana Foldes — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 119 of Never End the Story, the bad movie spectrum and how people need to expand their views. We also make a special announcement: we're taking a break! We're driving around with Tepper in the trunk, seeing the sights. We'll be posting the backlog of Patreon episodes on a monthly basis in the meantime, so you'll still get content. Bonus content like outtakes will still remain Patreon-only content, but we decided to open our paywalled episodes. You can still support us on Patreon if you like our stuff though.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 118

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Mar 2025 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 118 of Never End the Story, our favourite parodies, and modern remakes.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 118: Hot Shots!

Ivan Norry — Mon, 10 Mar 2025 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Hot Shots!

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 117

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Feb 2025 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 117 of Never End the Story, Ducks vs Geese, and our take on a third movie.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 117: Magic in the Mirror: Fowl Play

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Feb 2025 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Magic in the Mirror: Fowl Play. We discuss how this is more Moonbeam than the first, the adults are the children, and yet more duck fascism.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 116

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Jan 2025 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 116 of Never End the Story, Moonbeam Entertainment, Cherry Hill's successor, and US states.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 116: Magic in the Mirror

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Jan 2025 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Magic in the Mirror. We discuss making people into tea, funny effects, and duck fascism.

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Cast: Ivan,Chris, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 115

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Dec 2024 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 115 of Never End the Story, passion projects vs cash-grab sequels, what might make a good sequel, and a long endorsement of our Patreon content.

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Cast: Ivan, Pi, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 115: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 Dec 2024 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Secretary. We discuss actors returning to desired roles, too many villains who don’t get enough screen time, and great costumes and makeup.

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Cast: Ivan, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 114

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 114 of Never End the Story, how it was sincere, missing listener questions, and being fans of sequels with original casts.

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Cast: Ivan, Pi, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 114: Secretary

Shana Foldes — Tue, 12 Nov 2024 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Secretary. We discuss male and female perspectives, respectful sexiness, poor communication, and a messy relationship.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 113

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Oct 2024 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 113 of Never End the Story, how it was a good movie, movies that deliver, and animal consent.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 113: Anastasia

Shana Foldes — Mon, 14 Oct 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Anastasia. We discuss spoilers of history, Don Bluth works, and trains.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 112

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Sep 2024 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 112 of Never End the Story, our own scripts, comparing previous movies, and how the modern one was better.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 112: Dungeons and Dragons 2

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 Sep 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Dungeons and Dragons 2: Wrath of the Dragon God . We discuss a more technically accurate movie, less whimsy and more bleakness, and how nobody reads books.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 111

Shana Foldes — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 111 of Never End the Story, miss a guest, talk about our worst movie experiences, and video-game-inspired movies.

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Cast: Ivan, Andy, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 111: Bring It On

Shana Foldes — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Legally Blonde. We discuss a very horny movie, a great soundtrack, bar trivia, and an interesting mic setup.

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Cast: Ivan, Andy, Garrett, Tepper

Intermission 110

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Jul 2024 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 110 of Never End the Story, Chinese mafias, sequels, and Taylor Swift.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 110: Legally Blonde

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Jul 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Legally Blonde. We discuss an overflowing college, our favourite outfits, and demand the horny cut.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 109

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Jun 2024 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 109 of Never End the Story, how it wasn't memorable, what movies scared us as children, and movie lists.

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Cast: Ivan, Andy, Shana, SPencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 109: Honey We Shrunk Ourselves

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Jun 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Honey We Shrunk Ourselves. We discuss how this was certainly a movie, a rushed moral, and who’s in charge of shrinking technology anyway?

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Cast: Ivan, Andy, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 108

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 108 of Never End the Story, rank the Prehysteria movies, what was and wasn't relevant, and how 'goon' used to mean something.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 108: Pet Shop

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Pet Shop. We discuss how there’s too many characters, great goons, and how Moonbeam Entertainment does it again.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Tepper

Intermission 107

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Apr 2024 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 106 of Never End the Story, talk sad things, and what makes us cry.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 107: Grave of the Fireflies

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Apr 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Grave of the Fireflies. We discuss sad movies, history, and anime girls as war boats.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 106

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 Mar 2024 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 106 of Never End the Story, make a correction, whinge about the upcoming movie, and not much else.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 106: Kangaroo Jack

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Kangaroo Jack. We discuss terrible characters, a lacklustre romance, and kangaroo biology.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 105

Shana Foldes — Mon, 26 Feb 2024 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 105 of Never End the Story, make some corrections, talk about remakes, and avoid the next movie.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 105: Ghostbusters

Shana Foldes — Mon, 12 Feb 2024 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Ghostbusters. We discuss an okay movie, a horny secretary, and our beliefs in supernatural and such.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 104

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Jan 2024 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 104 of Never End the Story, and evil worker's rights, .

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 104: xXx

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Jan 2024 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review xXx. We discuss immaculate vibes, a killer soundtrack, and a lack of real Russians.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Pi, Tepper

Intermission 103

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 Dec 2023 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 103 of Never End the Story, the trailer, reminisce on Patreon content, and how nobody cares about the old Santa.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 103: The Santa Clause 3

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Dec 2023 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Santa Clause 3. We discuss a loosey-goosey clause, a poor Wonderful Life plot, and different names for a warm Jack Frost.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 102

Shana Foldes — Tue, 28 Nov 2023 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 102 of Never End the Story, the Home Alone franchise, and what we'd like to be cooked into.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 102: 102 Dalmatians

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Nov 2023 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review 102 Dalmatians. We discuss a mentally unwell villain, not that many Dalmatians actually, and a peculiar kind of fetish.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 101

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Oct 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 101 of Never End the Story, bad reviews, test audiences, and Willis' music album.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 101: Hudson Hawk

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 Oct 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Hudson Hawk. We discuss the absurdist movie, our favourite scenes, and unhinged characters.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 100

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 Sep 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 99 of Never End the Story, non-technical difficulties, make corrections, and find Google Translate doesn't do well with Latin.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 100: The NeverEnding Story 3

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Sep 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The NeverEnding Story 3 as our 100th episode! We discuss kickass bullies, killable Fantasia characters, and a timid step-mother.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Heather, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 99

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Aug 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 99 of Never End the Story, ask what defines an executive producer, what we would change about the world, and make an announcement!

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 99: Gremlins 2

Shana Foldes — Tue, 08 Aug 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Gremlins 2. We discuss nasty bois, our favourite characters, and how Gremlins walked so Gremlins 2 could run.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 98

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Jul 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 98 of Never End the Story, discuss the plot of Monkebone 2, Dante’s Inferno, and ancient myths.

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Cast: Ivan, Garrett, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 98: Monkeybone

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Jul 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Monkeybone. We discuss funny surgeons, Brendan Fraser, and a disjointed movie.

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Cast: Ivan, Garrett, Tepper

Intermission 97

Shana Foldes — Tue, 27 Jun 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 97 of Never End the Story, discuss gremlin nature and gender, and go on a tangent of Brendan Frasier.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 97: Gremlins

Shana Foldes — Mon, 12 Jun 2023 22:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Gremlins. We discuss bad people, nitpick the rules, and enjoy some gremlin havoc.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 96

Ivan Norry — Mon, 22 May 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 96 of Never End the Story.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 96: A Knight’s Tale

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 May 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review A Knight’s Tale. We discuss picking and choosing historic figures, how this is a sports movie, and excellent facial acting.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Heather, Garrett, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 95

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Apr 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 95 of Never End the Story, Blingies, horoscopes, and other off-topic stuff.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Garrett, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 95: Dungeons and Dragons

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Apr 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023). We discuss a fat dragon, the characters following the rule of cool, and surprising heart to the story.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Garrett, Tepper

Intermission 94

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 94 of Never End the Story, the players of the characters, and thicc tieflings.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 94: Dungeons and Dragons

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Dungeons and Dragons (2000). We discuss characters builds, classes, and a set of luscious lips.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 93

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Feb 2023 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 93 of Never End the Story, the villainy of Rex Harrison, role playing games, and modern adaptions.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 93: Dr. Dolittle

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Feb 2023 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Dr. Dolittle (1967). We discuss live animals, medium singing, and the real villain of the story: Rex Harrison.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 92

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 92 of Never End the Story, how much we enjoyed it, and what else we'd like to talk to.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 92: Dr. Dolittle

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 Jan 2023 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Dr. Dolittle (1998). We discuss puppetry, a star-studded cast, and how Norm Macdonald carries the movie.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 91

Shana Foldes — Mon, 26 Dec 2022 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 90 of Never End the Story, a straightforward story, and how curses work in commerce.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 91: The Craft

Shana Foldes — Mon, 12 Dec 2022 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Craft to get into the festive spirit. We discuss if it’s devil worship, girl power, and free snakes.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 90

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Nov 2022 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 90 of Never End the Story, what secret humans unlocked, and the culture of beings of pure energy.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 90: Titan A.E.

Ivan Norry — Mon, 14 Nov 2022 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Titan A.E. We discuss 2000’s soundtracks, foreshadowed betrayals, and what beings of pure energy are.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 89

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Oct 2022 22:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 89 of Never End the Story, personified holidays, and early 2000's fads.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 89: The Santa Clause 2

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Oct 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Santa Clause 2. We discuss grooming your future wife on short notice, some unpalatable reindeer, and fascist Santa.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 88

Shana Foldes — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 88 of Never End the Story, John Carpenter and interviews, records, and horror directors.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 88: Big Trouble in Little China

Ivan Norry — Mon, 12 Sep 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Legend. We discuss the western themes, crazy magic, and the value of $2000.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper, and special guest Scott

Intermission 87

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 87 of Never End the Story, our favourite lines, director's cuts, and good movies not rating well on release.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 87: Legend

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Aug 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Legend. We discuss the baller prosthetics, the star-studded cast, and the phenomenal acting.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 86

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 85 of Never End the Story, what spices the girls are, and viewing the movie through the male gaze.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 86: Spice World

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Jul 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Spice World. We discuss the meta of a movie within a movie and talk about our favourite spices.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 85

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 85 of Never End the Story, and have a special guest on the episode.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 85: Prehysteria! 3

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Jun 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Heavy Metal. We discuss how the movie lives up to its predecessors, a terrible fake accent, some excellent goons, and oh yeah, tiny dinosaurs.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Tepper

Intermission 84

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 May 2022 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 84 of Never End the Story, Stargate the shows, and animated shows.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 84: Stargate

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 May 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Heavy Metal. We discuss how nobody in the movie liked the movie, deep lore from the TV show, and Nazis archaeologists.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 83: Heavy Metal

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Heavy Metal. We discuss a very long armour-donning sequence, a variety of stories, and the very many tittays.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 82

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Mar 2022 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 81 of Never End the Story, stopping mysteries, starting franchises, and have a nearly episode-length intermission.

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Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Lindsay, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 82: The Shadow

Ivan Norry — Mon, 14 Mar 2022 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Shadow. We discuss Lindsay’s claim that this is the worst movie, how it was trying to be several different movies, the inconsistency of shadow physics, and some groddy nails.

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Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Lindsay, Tepper

Intermission 81

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Feb 2022 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 81 of Never End the Story, what makes a good bad movie, and get off topic with Tepper's Tops; and also we definitely don't condone stealing.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 81: The Princess Diaries

Shana Foldes — Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Princess Diaries. We discuss teenage bullies, hair-straightening treatment, and what a bro Joe is.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 80

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Jan 2022 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 79 of Never End the Story, our top re-watchable movies, separating an actor from their role, and if a bird is evil or not.

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Cast: Ivan, Lindsay, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 80: A Bug’s Life

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review A Bug’s Life. We discuss how it’s a tight 90, the rise of the proletariat, and speculate how it compares to Antz.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Lindsay, Tepper

Intermission 79

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Dec 2021 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 79 of Never End the Story, ponder other Christmas movies, and wonder why did anybody like Elf?

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 79: The Santa Clause

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Dec 2021 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Santa Clause. We discuss the intersection of body horror and inflation, great set design, and an evil child.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 78

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Nov 2021 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 78 of Never End the Story, get off-topic with Pokemon, back on-topic with pocket dinosaurs, and bemoan our boring distopia.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 78: Prehysteria! 2

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Nov 2021 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Prehysteria! 2. We discuss an out of touch rich kid who doesn’t jump, a housekeeper who is a witch, and a child raised in a train yard. Also dinosaurs I guess.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Tepper

Intermission 77

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 77 of Never End the Story, learn how it compares to the short story, how much better it could've been, and how it much would Tepper rather watch Cats.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 77: The Illusionist

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Oct 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Illusionist. We discuss a lacklustre mystery, flat acting, and a severe lack of magic.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 76

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 76 of Never End the Story, compare it to The Last Unicorn, and preemptively compare magician movies.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 76: The Prestige

Ivan Norry — Mon, 13 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Prestige. We discuss time cuts, real science magic, and two/three terrible people causing problems for each other.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 75

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 75 of Never End the Story, animated content for older audiences, and our thoughts on other animated media, .

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 75: The Secret of NIMH

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 Aug 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Secret of NIMH. We discuss the rare choice of making a widowed single mother the main character, the mix of science and magic, and the politics of small mammal societies.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 74

Shana Foldes — Mon, 26 Jul 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 74 of Never End the Story, unhinged and horny parents, a wild set of characters, and also we don't really talk about dinosaurs.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 74: Prehysteria

Shana Foldes — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Prehysteria. We discuss how the dinosaurs are not the main focus of the movie, some very Italian goons, and a completely unhinged father.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Tepper

Intermission 73

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Jun 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 73 of Never End the Story, scrutinize the Mortal Kombat tournament rules, the movie's blatant disregard of them, and opting out of being invaded.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 73: Mortal Kombat

Shana Foldes — Mon, 14 Jun 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Mortal Kombat (1995). We discuss great theme music, inserting video game aspects in the movie, the wild characterization of Raiden, and an aesthetic villain.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 72

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 72 of Never End the Story, what childhood toys we'd bring to life, how toy souls work, and our new YouTube channel.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 72: The Indian in the Cupboard

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Indian in the Cupboard. We discuss how the movie doesn’t pull its punches, a set of strange normal parents and real brothers, and then theorize all the horrible atrocities you can commit with the magic cupboard.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 71

Shana Foldes — Mon, 03 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 71 of Never End the Story, how we talked ourselves into a better story, the vibe of doctor's office movies, and our release schedule going forward.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 71: The Sixth Day

Shana Foldes — Mon, 26 Apr 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Sixth Day, or second and last movie of Arnie April. We discuss what the 2000’s thought 2015 would look like and what it got right, how there’s too many henchmen, come up with way cooler concepts than this movie could explore, and get creeped out by a too-realistic doll.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 70

Shana Foldes — Mon, 19 Apr 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 70 of Never End the Story, our favourite Arnie movies, a small director tangent, and idealized movie theatres.

We also make a special announcement: due to scheduling, we will be reducing the number of episodes we release per month. Patreon content will continue as normal, but NEtS is going to be cut down to twice a month starting in May.

While we roll out this change, you can keep an eye on our YouTube channel as we slowly upload past episodes for your re-watching pleasure

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 70: Last Action Hero

Shana Foldes — Mon, 12 Apr 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Last Action Hero as our first movie of Arnie April! We discuss how this movie was too early for its time, the movie meta genre, what is and isn’t feasible to bring into the real world, and how terrible 90’s New York was.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 69

Shana Foldes — Mon, 05 Apr 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 69 (nice) of Never End the Story, catchy songs, the politics of furries, and discuss a loaded metaphor of movies aimed at Tepper

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 69: Cats

Shana Foldes — Mon, 29 Mar 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Cats (1998), a suitably horny movie for episode 69 (nice). We discuss said horniness, the lack of story, and delve into the goldmine that is the Cats fan wiki.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 68

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Mar 2021 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 68 of Never End the Story, remember all the endings, and play Caged or UnCaged. We also tease episode 69; can you guess what we'll be watching?

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Heather, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 68: Con Air

Shana Foldes — Mon, 15 Mar 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Con Air. We discuss multiple endings, what’s legal in Alabama, a sick action riff, and Cage’s everything.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Heather, Tepper

Intermission 67

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Mar 2021 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 67 of Never End the Story, our sleep habits, and Canada's lack of national treasures.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 67: National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Shana Foldes — Mon, 01 Mar 2021 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review National Treasure: Book of Secrets. We discuss upping the stakes in a way that downgrades, inaccurate conspiracies, finding gold to prove your ancestor didn’t kill Lincoln, and the fact that nobody cares about these historical puzzle desks.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 66

Ivan Norry — Mon, 22 Feb 2021 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 66 of Never End the Story, a familiar Lord of the Rings substitution, horniness, and rumoured videogames.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 66: Drive Angry

Ivan Norry — Mon, 15 Feb 2021 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Drive Angry. We discuss rural satanists, a plain-old fun movie, being a badass motherfucker, and just the absolute worst hairstyles you can get.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 65

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Feb 2021 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 65 of Never End the Story, Tepper's childhood home layout, unsympathetic cops, and building our own wicker man .

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 65: The Wicker Man

Ivan Norry — Mon, 01 Feb 2021 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Wicker Man. We discuss a dissection of the loose-canon cop trope, rural horror and the fear of the unknown, poor pacing, and worshipers of an anti-cop goddess.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 64

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 64 of Never End the Story, alternate takes, a new riff, and Tepper's quality of life inside the trunk.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 64: Kick-Ass

Shana Foldes — Mon, 18 Jan 2021 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Kick-Ass. We discuss realistic vigilantes, a casual disregard for human life, how the civilian scenes aren’t great, and some excellent goons.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 63

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Jan 2021 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 63 of Never End the Story, Cage's acting style, art and media under fascism, and Tepper's methods of partially watching movies.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 63: Season of the Witch

Shana Foldes — Mon, 04 Jan 2021 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Season of the Witch. We discuss post-modern and medieval horror, learn historic facts about the Crusades and witch trials, the missed opportunity for a compelling mystery; and the controversial message that in a world with demons, maybe witch trials are a little justified?

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Spencer, Tepper

Holiday Special 2020 Intermission

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on the 2020 Holiday Special episode of Never End the Story, make some bold choices in purchasing nations, and cancel ourselves yet again.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Heather, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Holiday Special 2020

Shana Foldes — Mon, 21 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000

This special episode we review Die Hard: With a Vengeance. We discuss the various onion layers of the story, the excellent buddy cop dynamic between Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson, and we put on the monocle once again.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Heather, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 62

Shana Foldes — Mon, 14 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 62 of Never End the Story, Michael Bay movies, and practical versus digital effects.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Heather, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 62: The Rock

Shana Foldes — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Rock. We discuss how Cage’s and Connery’s characters play off each other’s strengths, the value of human life, the military’s influence on movies, and Michael Bay’s directing history and style.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Heather, Tepper

Intermission 61

Shana Foldes — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 11:46:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 61 of Never End the Story, somewhat get the actor right this time, and then have a very long discussion of Canadian content and the lack of it in popular media.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 61: The Trotsky

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Nov 2020 11:29:00 +0000

This episode we review The Trotsky. We talk about a truly Canadian film, an uncomfortable relationship, the concept of apathy versus boredom, and a nightmare baby face that haunts us.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 60

Shana Foldes — Mon, 16 Nov 2020 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 60 of Never End the Story, the crumbs of potential, musicals, and definitely refer to the correct actor.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 60: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 Nov 2020 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. We talk about bad protagonists, too much exposition, rules of magic, and setting our clocks as we pass the Prime Merlinian.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 59

Shana Foldes — Mon, 02 Nov 2020 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 59 of Never End the Story, a hinged Cage, actors that would pair well in a face/off, and actors that look the same.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 59: Face/Off

Shana Foldes — Mon, 26 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Face/Off. We discuss how there’s so much happening all the time, psychological and body horror, gross familial interactions, and how the final climax just keeps happening.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 58

Shana Foldes — Mon, 19 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 58 of Never End the Story, the monocle, what cars we would be, and Buzzfeed.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 58: Gone in 60 Seconds

Shana Foldes — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Gone in 60 Seconds. We talk about real family connections, car heists, and SPHYNX!

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 57

Shana Foldes — Mon, 05 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 57 of Never End the Story, talk about math numbers, and have a long discussion of movies that would be improved -or worsened- if Cage was in it.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 57: Knowing

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we continue our transition from apocalypse to Cage movies by reviewing Knowing. We discuss Christian parallels with the angeliens, solving a mystery too fast, and get off-topic into an exploration of conspiracy-core.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 56

Shana Foldes — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 56 of Never End the Story, discuss Cage’s body of works that we’re familiar with, and use future knowledge to make a joke. We also make a special announcement of our future movie lineup!

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 56: Next

Shana Foldes — Mon, 14 Sep 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Next. We discuss Cages’ charisma, the definitely not creepy future stalking, and how the FBI were the real villains all along.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 55

Shana Foldes — Mon, 07 Sep 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 55 of Never End the Story, the failed ending, spontaneous theater viewings, and Boss Baby Driver.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 55: Æon Flux

Shana Foldes — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Æon Flux. We talk about the sexy goth future, the cure to pregnancy, and seasonal trap gardens.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Coonor, Tepper

Intermission 54

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Aug 2020 17:26:18 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 54 of Never End the Story, stay on topic the whole time (actually), and briefly touch on Disney.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 54: Osmosis Jones

Shana Foldes — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Osmosis Jones. We discuss how nobody wants osmosis, the racist tones in the movie, and Murray’s portrayal of an absolutely putrid human being.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 53

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Aug 2020 04:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 53 of Never End the Story, the end of the world, the quality of the movies we watch, and other unmentionables.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 53: Atlantic Rim

Shana Foldes — Mon, 03 Aug 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review the accredited Atlantic Rim. We talk about the Admiral-General singular duo, the two monsters who are three monsters but are actually two monsters, the good-bad main character, and even more inconsistencies.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 52

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 52 of Never End the Story, go over our previous points on the movie, make comparisons to games, and accuse Shana of bringing garbage for our next movie.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 52: War of the Worlds

Shana Foldes — Mon, 20 Jul 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review War of the Worlds (2005). We discuss the variety of human behaviour in times of crisis, and the blatant 9/11 symbolism, and the very poor planning by the aliens.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 51

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Jul 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 51 of Never End the Story, podcast listening, struggling to recall actor names, and the ever eternal Cherry Hill Video Plus.

The NEtS Bingo card. Play at home while you listen along!

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 51: Mars Attacks!

Shana Foldes — Mon, 06 Jul 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Mars Attacks! We discuss the movie’s social commentary, alien cops, and the underrated laser gun kids.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 50

Shana Foldes — Mon, 29 Jun 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 50 of Never End the Story, The Core and how it vexed us, fanfiction, and unexpectedly- dildos.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Heather, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 50: The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Jun 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We celebrate our 50th episode by reviewing The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter. We discuss the various characters of Fantasia, the effects of losing your memory, and what is possibly the worst wisher ever.

The snail, or “Nudecor”, drawn by Heather.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Heather, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 49

Shana Foldes — Mon, 15 Jun 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 49 of Never End the Story, the Canadian stereotypes in the 90’s, and renting videos.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 49: Independence Day

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Jun 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Independence Day. We discuss the movie’s length, merging characters, and the very big fireballs.

Independence Day Poster as described by Tepper, art done by Heather

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 48

Shana Foldes — Mon, 01 Jun 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 48 of Never End the Story, the future of zombie movies, destroying our computers, and USB port insertion.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 48: The Core

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 May 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Core. We discuss the unnecessary and excessive length of the movie, break down the character roles, and express our insult of the experience.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 47

Shana Foldes — Mon, 18 May 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 47 of Never End the Story, the feasibility of thrown bolts, apocalypse mantras, and Fallout. We also make a special announcement about our Patreon: we have one now!

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 47: Reign of Fire

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 May 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Reign of Fire, the start of our world-ending reviews. We discuss the rad action, the surprisingly A-list cast, and hold a lot of debate over small details.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 46

Shana Foldes — Mon, 04 May 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 46 of Never End the Story, our varying levels of recall, and sci-fi books.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 46: Total Recall

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Total Recall for the second half of Arnie April. We discuss the surprisingly bloody violence, the sets and prosthetics, and the many Extra moments.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 45

Shana Foldes — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 45 of Never End the Story, our own Gotham gangs, and puzzling Bruce Willis quotes.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 45: Batman and Robin

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Batman and Robin to kick off our Arnie April. We discuss the variety of villains, the multitude of strange sequences, and equal opportunity butts.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 44

Shana Foldes — Mon, 06 Apr 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 44 of Never End the Story, the fuel efficiency differences between tanks and helicopters, media that reflect modern worries, and cereal games.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 44: WarGames

Shana Foldes — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review WarGames. We brush on the topic of nuclear war and modern fears, and enjoy the cool retro technology.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 43

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Mar 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 43 of Never End the Story, our loyalty to our fans, and how we think social distancing should work in a theater.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 43: Matilda

Shana Foldes — Mon, 16 Mar 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Matilda. We discuss the terrifying child-horror, growing past the traumas of child-abuse, and chocolate cake.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 42

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 Mar 2020 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 42 of Never End the Story, talk Olive Garden, and come up with our Sonic OC’s. This episode does NOT contain spoilers for Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 42: Sonic the Hedgehog

Shana Foldes — Mon, 02 Mar 2020 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Sonic the Hedgehog. We discuss our Sonic nostalgia across multiple mediums, the lore of Sonic, and Jim Carrey’s absolute acting prowess. Heads-up, this episode contains spoilers for Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), as well as a lot of other Sonic games and shows.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Spencer, Tepper, and special guest Heather

Intermission 41

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Feb 2020 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 41 of Never End the Story and our illicit activities. We also make a special announcement about Marlos! For more details about our charity D&D event, check out marlos.org

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 41: The Blues Brothers

Shana Foldes — Mon, 17 Feb 2020 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Blues Brothers. We discuss the multitude of car chases, the music, and get off topic as usual.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 40

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Feb 2020 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 40 of Never End the Story, our hideout plans, the State of Maine’s cultural contributions, and the State’s alleged existence.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 40: Sister Act

Shana Foldes — Mon, 03 Feb 2020 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review Sister Act. We discuss religion in organised crime, the formulaic plot, and the Big Lesbian Energy.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 39

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Jan 2020 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 39 of Never End the Story, come up with animal bands and locomotion, and fail to find a pattern.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 39: The Chipmunk Adventure

Shana Foldes — Mon, 20 Jan 2020 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Chipmunk Adventure. We discuss drug addled diamond smugglers, poor aging, and plot?

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 38

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Jan 2020 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 38 of Never End the Story, have an unexpected cat guest, and talk barnyard powers.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 38: The Black Cauldron

Shana Foldes — Mon, 06 Jan 2020 11:00:00 +0000

This episode we review The Black Cauldron. We discuss animation, the party composition, and one oracular pig.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor Shana, Tepper

Holiday Special 2019 Intermission

Shana Foldes — Mon, 30 Dec 2019 11:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on the 2019 Holiday Special episode of Never End the Story. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 38.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Holiday Special 2019

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 11:00:00 +0000

This special episode we review Die Hard 2. We discuss weak story elements, an okay twist, and excessive grenades.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 37

Shana Foldes — Sun, 15 Dec 2019 23:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 37 of Never End the Story, how comedy holds up over time, impractically useful products, and tooth replacement.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 37: Wrongfully Accused

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 Dec 2019 11:00:23 +0000

This episode we review Wrongfully Accused. We discuss the sparse similarities with The Fugitive, the endless stream of jokes, and hold a lengthy debate of this movie’s ranking.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 36

Shana Foldes — Mon, 02 Dec 2019 11:00:16 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 36 of Never End the Story, play a round of Kill-Torture-Clown, learn the definition of the verb ‘Clown’, and muse about other zany animals in sports. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 37.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 36: Air Bud

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 Nov 2019 11:00:53 +0000

This episode we review Air Bud. We discuss the poorly strung together plot, the fallout of abuse, and the implications of a dog in the legal system.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 35

Shana Foldes — Mon, 18 Nov 2019 11:00:25 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 35 of Never End the Story, our animal mechs, and controlling legs. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 36.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 35: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Nov 2019 11:00:27 +0000

This episode we review Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie. We discuss the villain’s nefarious pop culture knowledge, the planet Australia, and the dangers of doing ooze.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 34

Shana Foldes — Mon, 04 Nov 2019 11:00:26 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 34 of Never End the Story, Disney cartoons, the Fast and Furious universe, and consumable aerosols. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 35.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 34: A Goofy Movie

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Oct 2019 10:00:21 +0000

This episode we review A Goofy Movie. We discuss the history of dabbing, good fatherhood, and aerosol cheese.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 33

Shana Foldes — Mon, 21 Oct 2019 10:00:06 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 33 of Never End the Story, debate murder some more, and get into our animal-hero powers. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 34.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 33: Catwoman

Shana Foldes — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 10:00:59 +0000

This episode we review Catwoman. We discuss the rich lore of Catwoman, debate a murder, and list all the powers being a cat gives you, like telescopic vision and bike riding skills.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 32

Shana Foldes — Mon, 07 Oct 2019 10:00:48 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 32 of Never End the Story, watching movies with geese, and discuss character classes. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 33.

An update on the Never End the Glory situation: we’re making it Patreon content! We also don’t have a Patreon yet, so keep an eye out for that.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 32: The Swan Princess

Shana Foldes — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 10:00:13 +0000

This episode we review The Swan Princess. We discuss the straightforward plot, inconsistent villainy, and swan fetishes.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 31

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 10:00:15 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 31 of Never End the Story, answer a listener’s question, and listen to two history nerds talk about war for a long time as a result of that. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 32, and sorry, no Never End the Glory this week. Our bad. We’ll do it next intermission.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Alistar, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 31: Top Secret!

Shana Foldes — Mon, 16 Sep 2019 10:00:51 +0000

This episode we review Top Secret!. We discuss the absurdist humour, the Zucker brother’s style of comedy, and how the patchwork of German history broke Tepper.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Alistair, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 30

Shana Foldes — Mon, 09 Sep 2019 10:00:08 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 30 of Never End the Story, learn it’s opposite day, answer a listener’s question, and muse on recasting choices. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 31.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 30: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

Shana Foldes — Mon, 02 Sep 2019 10:00:43 +0000

This episode we review The Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. We discuss the music and how the creator’s love of music showed through, the mix of cringey humour and good goofs, and the sick ending.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Tepper

Intermission 29

Shana Foldes — Mon, 26 Aug 2019 10:00:50 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 29 of Never End the Story, an allegedly new Matrix, our weird childhood movies, and sexy, sexy tanks. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 30.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 29: The Last Unicorn

Shana Foldes — Mon, 19 Aug 2019 10:00:39 +0000

This episode we review The Last Unicorn. We discuss the deep emotional impact of the story, the fine detail in the scenery and voice acting, the many, many breasts, and man’s innate desire to have sex with a unicorn.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 28

Shana Foldes — Mon, 12 Aug 2019 10:00:23 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 28 of Never End the Story, an extraordinary crossover, drive-in theaters, and the origin of BEES. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 29.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 28: Wild Wild West

Shana Foldes — Mon, 05 Aug 2019 10:00:44 +0000

This episode we review Wild Wild West. We discuss the wonderfully bad quality, the strange villain, and the fun gadgets.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 27

Shana Foldes — Mon, 29 Jul 2019 10:00:00 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 27 of Never End the Story, villainous practitioners, poorly remembered scenes, and investment in child soldiers. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 28.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 27: Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Jul 2019 10:00:06 +0000

This episode we review Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London. We discuss the dubious use of child agents, poorly executed villain plans, and other opinions.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 26

Shana Foldes — Mon, 15 Jul 2019 10:00:12 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 26 of Never End the Story, the dangers faced by the main character, where we’d put swears, and how it sparked a desire for coffee. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 27.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 26: The Iron Giant

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Jul 2019 10:00:31 +0000

This episode we review The Iron Giant. We discuss the animation, character designs and personalities, and Tepper flexes his knowledge of post-WWII weaponry.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 25

Shana Foldes — Mon, 01 Jul 2019 10:00:01 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 25 of Never End the Story, our disappointment in the ending, the logic of good witches, and how we torment Tepper. We also celebrate our one year anniversary! Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 26.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 25: The Witches

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Jun 2019 10:00:18 +0000

This episode we review The Witches. We discuss how the plan to kill all children doesn’t really work, aspects of the service industry, and an epic slayer grandma.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 24

Shana Foldes — Mon, 17 Jun 2019 10:00:34 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 24 of Never End the Story and answer a question on our mortality.

We also hold our third Never End the Glory! Who will win this time?

Listen to find out, and for a sneak peek at Episode 25.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 24: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Jun 2019 10:00:24 +0000

This episode we review Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. We discuss the late capitalism industrial setting, share edgy theories, and figure out the true villain of the story.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 23

Shana Foldes — Mon, 03 Jun 2019 10:00:26 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 23 of Never End the Story, agree on Clooney’s beauty, look at his lowest quality movies, and plan for a new month’s theme. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 24.

If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 23: O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 May 2019 10:00:48 +0000

This episode we review O Brother, Where Art Thou?. We discuss the interwoven myths and historical settings, the amazing soundtrack, and the Clooney-verse.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Tepper, and brief cameo by Kitty

Intermission 22

Shana Foldes — Mon, 20 May 2019 10:00:17 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 22 of Never End the Story, question the movie’s physics again, discuss the vibe of 2000 era movies, and learn about a talking skateboard. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 23.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 22: Clockstoppers

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 May 2019 10:00:37 +0000

This episode we review Clockstoppers. We discuss how the creators of this movie didn’t put any thought into scientific realism, how the watch breaks many laws of physics despite knowing this, and the in-your-face 2002 aspects.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 21

Shana Foldes — Mon, 06 May 2019 10:00:10 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 21 of Never End the Story, meet Chris’ identical twin, celebrate the achievement of one of our guests, and pitch an alternate movie. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 22.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 21: Twins

Shana Foldes — Mon, 29 Apr 2019 10:00:01 +0000

This episode we review Twins, the last movie of Arnie April. We discuss how fitting the actors were for their roles, the patchwork of story elements, and bring up the subject of semen far too much.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Jeff, Tepper

Intermission 20

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Apr 2019 10:00:08 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 20 of Never End the Story, learn about Conan’s contribution to He-Man, toy crazes, and horse breeding. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 21.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 20: Conan the Barbarian

Shana Foldes — Mon, 15 Apr 2019 10:00:22 +0000

This episode we review Conan the Barbarian, our second movie in Arnie April. We discuss the story elements and how they shaped future narratives in the genre, the contributions of Conan’s fellow party members, and how much of a stud Conan is.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 19

Shana Foldes — Mon, 08 Apr 2019 10:00:43 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 19 of Never End the Story, talk about one-liners, Steven Seagal, and sous chef Arnie. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 20.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 19: The Running Man

Ivan Norry — Mon, 01 Apr 2019 10:00:41 +0000

This episode we review The Running Man, our first movie for Arnie April. We talk about costume gimmicks, theorize where the budget went, and celebrate the most awful one-liners.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 18

Ivan Norry — Mon, 25 Mar 2019 10:00:34 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 18 of Never End the Story, how genre tags apply to movies, the degrees of Shrek, and the joys of Animal Crossing. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 19.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 18: Groundhog Day

Shana Foldes — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 10:00:40 +0000

This episode we review Groundhog Day. We discuss the philosophy of changing oneself for the better, the situational comedy, and the captivating Ned Ryerson.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 17

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Mar 2019 10:00:26 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 17 of Never End the Story, our general feelings on spiders, spiders memes, and non-spider memes. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 18.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 17: Eight Legged Freaks

Shana Foldes — Mon, 04 Mar 2019 11:00:44 +0000

This episode we review Eight Legged Freaks. We talk about the momentum of the story, how it walks the line of a good B-movie and a plain bad movie, and those wacky arachnids.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 16

Shana Foldes — Mon, 25 Feb 2019 11:00:32 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 16 of Never End the Story and talk about our gritty reboot featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and tiny cartels. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 17.

We also make a special announcement about our Marlos event! We’ll be running Marlos at Breakout Con this year from March 14th-March 17th. Keep an eye on our social media for more information in the coming weeks.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 16: Thumbelina

Shana Foldes — Mon, 18 Feb 2019 11:00:47 +0000

This episode we review Thumbelina. We discuss the multiple kidnappings, our theories of the world, and retroactive sexual awakenings.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 15

Shana Foldes — Mon, 11 Feb 2019 11:00:42 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 15 of Never End the Story, discuss our thoughts of other Adam Sandler movies, and list all the golf movies we know of. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 16.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Jeff, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 15: Happy Gilmore

Shana Foldes — Mon, 04 Feb 2019 11:00:51 +0000

This episode we review Happy Gilmore. We talk about the small amount of things people enjoyed in this movie and the creative side-characters.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Jeff, Tepper

Intermission 14

Shana Foldes — Mon, 28 Jan 2019 11:00:28 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 13 of Never End the Story and how we liked it. We also present our Never End the Glory segment, a battle royal with the children from the most recent movies we’ve watched. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 15.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 14: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Shana Foldes — Mon, 21 Jan 2019 11:00:05 +0000

This episode we review Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. We discuss how characters grow as people, study the character of Ferris, and talk about his clever manipulations.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 13

Shana Foldes — Mon, 14 Jan 2019 11:00:32 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 13 of Never End the Story, theorize a modern adaption, share our thoughts on cinematic universes, and learn that Tepper has never left Kansas. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 14.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 13: Logan’s Run

Shana Foldes — Mon, 07 Jan 2019 11:00:08 +0000

This episode we review Logan’s Run. We talk about the poor programming of a society-running computer, one amazing robe, and good bro Francis.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Holiday Special 2018 Intermission

Shana Foldes — Mon, 31 Dec 2018 11:00:25 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on the 2018 Holiday Special episode of Never End the Story, wrack our memories for action movies based on books, and list our personal favourite action movies. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 13.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Holiday Special 2018

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Dec 2018 11:00:42 +0000

This special episode we review Die Hard. We talk about the the director’s special touches to the movie, how certain aspects haven’t aged well, and a beautiful romance.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Spencer, Tepper, and special guest Alistair

Intermission 12

Shana Foldes — Mon, 17 Dec 2018 11:00:33 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 12 of Never End the Story, talk about the edgy fantasy style of the 90’s, and learn some things about the Insane Clown Posse. Listen for a sneak peek at our next very special episode.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 12: DragonHeart

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Dec 2018 11:00:36 +0000

This episode we review Dragonheart. We talk about the mixed tones in the movie, question the rating, and gush over the amazing interspecies romance.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 11

Shana Foldes — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 11:00:51 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 11 of Never End the Story, why Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are generally enjoyed, subjecting Tepper to more of it, and give some media recommendations to each other. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 12.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Jeff, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 11: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Shana Foldes — Mon, 26 Nov 2018 11:00:55 +0000

This episode we review Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. We discuss time travel rules, tracking honour points, and praise the most hardworking jailer in the movie.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Jeff, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 10

Shana Foldes — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 11:00:35 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 10 of Never End the Story, Tepper’s watching habits, and how correct his opinions are. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 11.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Spencer, Jeff, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 10: The Fifth Element

Shana Foldes — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 11:00:20 +0000

This episode we review Fifth Element. We weigh in on violence as part of human nature, the creation of the cinematic world of The Fifth Element, and the haute fashion of the future.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 9

Ivan Norry — Mon, 05 Nov 2018 11:00:16 +0000

We share our thoughts on Episode 9 of Never End the Story, talk Tim Burton opinions, answer a question, and Tepper’s dislike of music. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 10.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 9: Beetlejuice

Shana Foldes — Mon, 29 Oct 2018 10:00:29 +0000

This episode we review Beetlejuice. We talk props, sets, and costumes; who the main character is and why they’re so great; and how much of a creep Beetlejuice actually is.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 8

Shana Foldes — Mon, 22 Oct 2018 10:00:44 +0000

We share our thoughts on Episode 8 of Never End the Story, review Tepper’s utter hatred of it, talk about the spooky season, and make impossible demands of the editor. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 9.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 8: Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Ivan Norry — Mon, 15 Oct 2018 10:00:21 +0000

This episode we review Bedknobs and Broomsticks. We discuss length and pacing, the accuracy of World War II representation, and getting high on brooms.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 7

Ivan Norry — Tue, 09 Oct 2018 10:00:01 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 7 of Never End the Story, touch on our newest segment, talk about Predator, and share our feelings of big meat men. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 8.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 7: Rock-a-Doodle

Shana Foldes — Mon, 01 Oct 2018 10:00:37 +0000

This episode we review Rock-a-Doodle. We discuss animation, predictable story tropes, and who did and did not audibly irritated us. We also introduce an exciting new segment to the podcasts!

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 6

Shana Foldes — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 10:00:46 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 6 of Never End the Story, shame our casts for clicky noises, discuss snack stores, and learn one of Tepper’s likes. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 7.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 6: The Karate Kid

Shana Foldes — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 10:00:56 +0000

This episode we review The Karate Kid. We talk about toxic coaches and their effects on athletes, the thematic themes of balance, and a surprisingly real mother person.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Tepper

Intermission 5

Shana Foldes — Mon, 10 Sep 2018 10:00:58 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 5 of Never End the Story, gush about Komodo, and shame some of our cast members. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 6.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 5: Warriors of Virtue

Shana Foldes — Mon, 03 Sep 2018 10:00:32 +0000

This episode we review Warriors of Virtue. We go over the portrayal of bullies, give a full play-by-play of the story, and rejoice at the best villain ever seen.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Intermission 4

Shana Foldes — Mon, 27 Aug 2018 10:00:26 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 4 of Never End the Story, the need for intermissions in movies, and Avengers: Infinity War. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 5.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 4: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Shana Foldes — Mon, 20 Aug 2018 10:00:47 +0000

This episode we review Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. We talk story structure and props, allegories to Nazi Germany, and the horribly horrible children.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 3

Shana Foldes — Mon, 13 Aug 2018 10:00:48 +0000

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 3 of Never End the Story. No listener questions this week, but we celebrate our first not-fan. Listen to learn Tepper’s second favourite anime movie as a kid and also a sneak peek at Episode 4.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Jeff, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 3: Back to the Future

Ivan Norry — Mon, 06 Aug 2018 10:00:24 +0000

This episode we review Back to the Future. We discuss the excellent story payoffs, character portrayals, and everyone’s discomfort of the incest factor.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Jeff, Tepper

Intermission 2

Ivan Norry — Mon, 30 Jul 2018 10:00:27 +0000

We give you our thoughts on Episode 2 of Never End the Story, make corrections, and answer listeners’ questions. We also have an impromptu sex talk? Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 3.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 2: Jumanji

Shana Foldes — Mon, 23 Jul 2018 10:00:56 +0000

This episode we review Jumanji. Having recently watched the sequel, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, we compare the two movies and how they relate to each other. We discuss the many special effects and props, the mechanics of the game, and the impact of magic board games on world economics.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 1

Ivan Norry — Mon, 16 Jul 2018 10:00:59 +0000

Our first intermission to give you our thoughts on Episode 1 of Never End the Story and answer a listener’s question. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 2.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 1: The NeverEnding Story

Ivan Norry — Mon, 09 Jul 2018 10:00:35 +0000

This is the pilot episode for our Never End the Story podcast series. We review our namesake movie, The Neverending Story, and go in-depth on the topics of imagination in culture, missed opportunities in the plot, and Tepper missing the saddest scene in the movie.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 0: Introduction

Ivan Norry — Mon, 09 Jul 2018 09:00:51 +0000

Meet the cast for our new podcast series, Never End the Story. We talk about how this podcast came to be while mildly roasting Tepper, with some highlights from episode 1 thrown in.

If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com, or message us on Twitter or Facebook.

Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song.

Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Jeff, Shana, Spencer, Tepper